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Cheerful Despair

Join two men on the right side of middle age and the wrong side of clinical obesity as they talk about basically nothing. Be disturbed by their absurd views and alarmed by how much you agree with them. For thirty minutes anything goes - this is cheerful despair. Scottish author David F Porteous is approximately one half of Cheerful Despair, find out more about him at his website http://www.dfpiii.com David Candy is approximately the other half of Cheerful Despair, learn nothing about him at his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyals
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Feb 8, 2016

Few dared dream that when we began posting podcast episodes that one day we would have posted six and that would be the end of season one - but that event and that day have arrived.

In the final episode of Cheerful Despair, prepare yourselves for:

  • Everyone involved to become sad and frustrated with the whole process, to say nothing of their lives
  • The Ultimate Slavery Quiz
  • A desperate appeal for you to love us

Until we meet again, possibly in a future life, in a parallel universe, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day, keep on trucking.

DFP.

Feb 1, 2016

Welcome to the fifth and second to final episode of season one of the Cheerful Despair podcast. In this episode:

  • An extended discussion on the bum hose;
  • All the lyrics to Katy Perry songs we know;
  • Do you remember the Crazy Frog? I remember the Crazy Frog. I remember the screams;
  • One or more Draculas and a Frankenstein and a Herby Goes Bananas;
  • I couldn't even tell you if there is a Blue Peter any more;
  • Do you remember when I killed myself?

REMEMBER TO RATE THIS BASTARD PODCAST. And none of this four stars or below shit. Get on the iTunes, give it five stars, or I'm going to glue your pets to the ceiling.

Much truck.

DFP.

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