On this week’s action-packed instalment:

• Sign up! - For the Cheerful Despair Academy of Football
• Chow down! - On our secret recipe for beans on toast (The second ingredient will shock you!)
• Hook up! - With Edinburgh’s sleaziest billboard lion
• Blast off!  - To a whole new world of cancer, chemical toilets and floating liver aboard the USS Summer Holiday

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• Tune in! - To the olympiad of automaton combat that’s setting wirelesses aglow across the Empire and Dominions

Now of course it’s entirely up to you, but we've been talking and it really feels like the polite thing for you to do would be to rate us on iTunes. In fact you could follow us on twitter @podcastname and like us on Facebook @CheerfulDespairPodcast too. But remember this is your decision. There’s no pressure.