"I don't care how many Shannon McNamara has, I am not spending five pounds on another fidget spinner! Why not listen to that stupid podcast instead?"
- We offer our code-breaking services to GCHQ. Uh, you're welcome...
- Cheerful Despair remembers Lady Diana the way she would have wanted. With a quiz.
- Sir Isaac Newton commits various acts of political self-harm in the name of science!
- Will David F Porteous be ostracised by his people for his controversial views on doner meat?
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